AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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