butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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