I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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