But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
