He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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