Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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