Dual....:-)
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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