Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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