i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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