That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
