She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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