Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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