ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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