Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
This house was built for laser tag.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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