Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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