So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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