You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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