The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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