so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
