love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Let's get the cat blown out
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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