normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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