hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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