The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
There r osticjed everywhere
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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