Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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