Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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