For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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