Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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