therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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