Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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