So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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