Duck Duck Cougar?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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