I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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