im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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