your room smells of hookers.
And success
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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