is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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