I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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