Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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