this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize