yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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