Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
