Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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