Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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