ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm way too hungover for life right now
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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