Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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