if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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