he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
