the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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