So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I am one with the molecules
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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