Me. At least after what I've been through.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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