If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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