"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
