i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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