yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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