But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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