If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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