I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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